Today as part of our 'Fun Day Friday' programme T11 shared 'knock knock' jokes. We thought we would share some with you so you could have a giggle too!
Knock, knock. (Claudia)
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe poo!
Knock, knock. (Isobel)
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke.
Knock, knock. (Layla)
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. (Cartier)
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in the lock!
Knock, knock. (Neve)
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock, knock. (Ryan)
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and find out!
Knock, knock. (Cecilia and Indie)
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce come in it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock. (Zach)
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you too!
Knock, knock. (Bjorn and Indie)
Who’s there?
Bare.
Bare who?
Bare bum!
Knock, knock. (Dawn)
Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?
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